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Every possible scenario
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Has a scripted response
Readily available.
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Since I've gone through
The training,
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I'll show you the ropes.
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[ringing]
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Let's do this
First one together.
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Okay.
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This one?
Yes.
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[beeps]
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Peer hotline. We care.
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[man] Yo, do you have
prince albert in a can?
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Sugar daddy,
Stop cranking us.
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yo, how'd you know it was me?
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Yo, I don't know.
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[mary]
give me that phone.
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sugar, you leave
poor brooky alone.
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she's dumped nic as her best
friend. She needs private time
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to reflect on her new
independent lady life
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and the hermes riding saddle
I gave her this morning.
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Mary, now that I've got you on
The line, I don't have a horse.
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all in time, new best friend
for life. All in time.
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bye, hon. See you at lunch.
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[ringing]
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Peer hotline. We care.
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[boy] I don't know what to do.
I can't take it anymore.
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Relax. We're here to help.
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I can't sleep. I can't eat.
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school's become
a never-ending nightmare.
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Okay, what's going on?
Tell us.
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I'm being tortured. Today,
I was called a rose of sharon.
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yesterday was "Morning glory."
the day before, "Daffodil."
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Okay, um...
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What part of this
Botanical torture
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Do you find so unbearable?
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don't you get it?
it's not about the flowers.
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this person is insinuating
that I'm gay.
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if I was, I'd laugh it off,
but I'm not.
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and now everyone thinks I am.
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it's like my choice
has been taken away.
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Tell us who it is.
We can go to principal hall.
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I'm not gonna narc.
that'll just make it worse.
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I feel so trapped.
Do something.
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I don't know what to do.
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this was a bad idea.
it's hopeless.
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I'm not sure how much
longer I can go on.
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Okay, but...
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[dial tone]
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We have to find him.
Did you hear his voice?
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He was terrified.
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Can you believe
How cruel guys are?
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Does testosterone
Erode brain cells?
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It's obviously some sick,
Insecure, self-loathing...
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Hey, tulip.
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Loser.
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Great.
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[sighing]
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♪ think it over once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts
the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character
or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies
in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do,
then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired
of being compared ♪
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Ta-da!
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Just getting in the mood
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For the annual ford family
Fishing expedition.
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Thank you.
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I wanted to talk
To you about that.
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I don't really feel
Up to it this year.
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No, mom. No sitting in the cabin
Reading issues of mccall's.
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This year, you're gonna be out
On the boat, reelin' 'em in.
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I think I'm coming down
With something.
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You've used that excuse
Two years in a row.
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Now, come on, you're going.
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I'll even clean the fish this
Time. You just have to go.
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What else could possibly
Stand in your way?
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I'm leaving
Your father, josh.
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I'm moving out.
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It's been
A long time coming.
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I can't take it anymore. I feel
Like I'm drowning in this house.
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Has he hit you?
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Oh, no.
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No, of course not.
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Josh, abuse doesn't
Have to be just physical.
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It can also be emotional.
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You want to show me you're
Strong? Then you give him a...
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Mom, give this family
Another chance.
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For me.
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I'll help you.
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Please.
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Okay.
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Okay, josh.
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[lily] Oh.
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It's too much, isn't it?
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I've just never seen a
Handkerchief double as a blouse.
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Come on.
This is less revealing
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Than what 98% of girls
On television wear.
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Mm-hmm.
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Besides, it makes me feel saucy.
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Hey, carm. New highlights?
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[lily] Wow. She's being nice.
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She's only being nice to me
After a year of hell
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Because she needs a new friend
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To replace the only one
She's ever had.
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[toilet flushing]
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Nicole, um...
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We need to talk.
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Brooky, I've been upset too
Since we've been cat fighting.
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Yesterday I crashed
And wore this pashmina shawl.
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It wasn't until second period
That I awoke from my pity coma
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And realized they've
Been out since january.
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What I want to talk to
You about is freddy gong.
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It's gotta stop with him.
You're really hurting him.
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And I'm not gonna tolerate that.
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You're gonna take
Spam's word for it?
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Is spam the only one who
Will listen to you whine?
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Of course, she can't escape.
She lives with you.
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What happened? You were so nice
For a while and then...
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Yeah. And then carmen
Quit the glamazons,
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Plopping a public return-to-
Sender stamp on my generosity,
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Proving that compassion gets you
Nothing but egg on the face.
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If I'm in the mood for
A skin-tightening mask,
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I'm going
The kiehl's route, hon.
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Loyalty is clearly not rewarded.
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Loyalty?
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Is that what you call
Sleeping with my boyfriend?
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Ex-boyfriend. Brooky, you
Shoved him off your plate.
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And the dog under the table
Wasted no time
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Gobbling up my scraps.
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You want to dump me as your
Best friend despite the fact
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That I've walked over broken
Glass for you barefoot, fine.
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But, honey, you may fool
Everyone else. Not me.
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I know you all to well, my
Little passive-aggressive one.
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I want you to stop
Picking on freddy.
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You got it? It isn't cool.
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Listen, princess grace.
Oh, god.
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I'm just reinforcing the social
Order that you started
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Until having a conscience
Became fashionable.
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And fyi, hypocrite.
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Remember homecoming?
Until two months ago,
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You didn't even know
Freddy gong's name.
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Come on, mary cherry.
Let's go to lunch.
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I'd love to, nic,
But brooky hates your guts.
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This means you're unpopular now.
The social kiss of death.
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I can never be seen publicly
With you as long as I live.
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Guess who's out back
Right now
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Chewing grass
Behind the bleachers.
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You didn't just get me a horse.
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Yes! Come on!
Come on!
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[mrs. Ford's voice]
I'm leaving your father, josh.
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I'm moving out.
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Yo, bro, you gotta play
Harrison's game, man.
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Come on harry-son.
Okay.
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Who would you kick out of bed,
Bio glass or nurse jessi?
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Neither.
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Who could pass up
A glass sister threesome?
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Get your freak on. Yeah!
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[josh] Oh, man!
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Yo, is it chilly
In here today, or what? Uh.
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Damn, lily. Where have
You been hiding those?
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Oh, come on.
We were just surprised.
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We didn't think
You could look so sexy.
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Don't. That's so not cool.
Okay.
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Harrison, are you gonna let
Them talk to me like that?
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Come on, lighten up.
We're just having fun.
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You look great.
You should be flattered.
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Yeah.
Definitely.
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[scoffing]
Whatever.
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What's up with her?
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I can't turn her in, sam.
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Besides, I feel hypocritical
Enough as it is.
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You may have done some
Heinous things in your time,
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But I doubt sadistic, homophobic
Outbursts are among your crimes.
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Ignoring them is.
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I can't help thinking
I could've stopped this.
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- we have an obligation.
- freddy called in anonymously.
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He doesn't want to come forward,
So how can we make that choice?
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Look...
[phone ringing]
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Peer hotline. We care.
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um, hi.
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I'm calling because
I've been sexually harassed
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by boys in this school.
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I've received
lascivious stares,
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lewd comments,
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and unwanted touches.
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Lily, is that you?
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Yeah.
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Mr. Bernardino,
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Do you deny lewdly commenting
On the temperature?
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I'll take your silence
As acquiescence.
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And, mr. Ford,
Do you deny leering at
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And then subsequently
Fondling miss esposito?
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Fondling? I didn't do that.
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I put my arm around her because
I felt bad about what I said.
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- that's harassment?
- yes, it is, mr. Ford.
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Principal hall,
Why am I here?
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Apathy and callous
Indifference, mr. John,
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Are symptomatic of deeper
Sensitivity problems
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That need to be dealt with.
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Gentlemen, since you
Do not deny these charges,
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I am forced
To give you a choice:
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Two weeks suspension which
Will go on your records...
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We have to send
Those to colleges.
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Or enrollment in a new
Sensitivity camp
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To be conducted this
Weekend on school grounds.
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Principal hall, does it
Have to be this weekend?
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My family planned
This fishing trip...
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The fishies can wait, mr. Ford.
Your social education cannot.
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The way you treat girls today
Wholly determines
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The way you
Treat women tomorrow.
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It's a clydesdale, just like
In those beer commercials.
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She's beautiful.
Oh, I'm so glad.
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Why are we sitting
With mary cherry?
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Isn't that one of the signs
Of the impending apocalypse?
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I heard that, lily,
But I hold no grudge.
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I've decided to become a student
Advisor at the sensitivity camp.
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But to make sure this new
Program is effective,
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I'll need a partner
To help me implement
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The many important facets
Of my feminist manifesto.
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Mary cherry...
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"Metaphorical castration
And the taming
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Of the teenage boy."
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I feel it's my duty as brooky's
Potential maid of honor
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To combat a new foe: the
Hostile, male-dominated society
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Where no female can feel safe
From the sweaty stares
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Of the male harasser beast.
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You know what, mary cherry?
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I never thought I'd say this,
But you're starting
To make sense.
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Brooky, would you join me?
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I got us serious feminist
Eyeglasses at gucci
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So we look the part.
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[brooke] Let me see.
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I will join you,
Mary cherry.
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I think what you're
Doing is important.
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Wait.
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Good for you, carmen.
United we stand.
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But, brooke,
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I thought
That you and I... You know,
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you and I doing this would
Make us, like, best friends.
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But you are getting all of us
Motivated. That's awesome.
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You and carmen are gonna
Make a great team.
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I'm really proud of you.
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Oh, okay. Great.
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Me and carmen, together.
248
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,939
It's a real treat.
249
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,174
Oh.
250
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,443
Well, hey, fellas,
Did you hear?
251
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,947
They're doing a casting call
For the sequel to the accused.
252
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,681
You guys are shoo-ins.
253
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,951
Why are we being singled out?
254
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,286
You guys violated lily
In so many ways.
255
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,988
How can you not see that?
256
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:40,691
See what? Are we all just being
A bit hypersensitive here? Lil?
257
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:44,796
You didn't stand up for me,
Harrison, and that hurt.
258
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,398
Maybe you shouldn't have
Dressed like that.
259
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,568
A girl should be able to wear
Whatever she wants without fear.
260
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,437
Lil, love ya. But if you
Didn't want the attention,
261
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,673
You wouldn't have
Dressed like that.
262
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,242
There is a big difference
263
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,911
Between attention
And abuse, harrison!
264
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,147
Who gets to decide
What that is?
265
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,016
- we do!
- whatever.
266
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,153
Whatever.
267
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,896
You know, pansy, you're
One ribbed-t away
268
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,463
From touring with madonna.
269
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,301
So, you've decided to open your
Mouth and tell brooke and spam
270
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,136
Of our special relationship.
271
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,372
I didn't say anything.
Leave me alone.
272
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,908
My little sunflower,
That's not gonna happen.
273
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,310
Now that my petal boy's
Narc'd me out
274
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,745
And made my social status
Even more precarious,
275
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,680
My petal boy's gonna pay.
276
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,216
Buckle up, fredericka.
277
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,925
How dare you!
278
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,393
You had no right
To expose me to nicole.
279
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,596
Do you understand
What you did to me?
280
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,931
My life is over. Over!
281
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,937
You know what you have to do.
282
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,578
It's no big deal.
283
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,314
Guys and girls have been
Acting like this forever.
284
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,351
I'm disturbed not just
Because of what you did,
285
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,320
But that you can't understand
Why it was wrong.
286
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,456
You know what
The scary thing is?
287
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,725
You're behaving exactly
Like your father.
288
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:24,628
My father has nothing to do
With what happened at school.
289
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,697
And don't even think
About using that
290
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,200
As an excuse to get
Out of this trip.
291
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,069
This trip is now
Officially canceled.
292
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,071
Mom.
293
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,640
You have to go.
294
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,742
This is just
What you two need.
295
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,812
Dad only gets this cabin one
Weekend out of the year.
296
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,883
And it means
So much to him.
297
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,518
I know things are
Going to get better.
298
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,690
Okay. I'll go.
299
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,393
But only if you do
Something for me, josh.
300
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:59,297
Go on this retreat and promise
You'll take it seriously.
301
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,134
Okay? Promise?
302
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,602
I promise.
303
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,144
[sighing]
304
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,550
[miss glass] All right, fellas,
Let's gather 'round.
305
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,151
Now comes the hard part.
306
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,954
You're all due
For a piece of the rock.
307
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,624
It is my privilege
To introduce to you
308
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:30,328
Your sensitivity enforcer,
My brother,
309
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:33,197
A former marine gunnery sergeant
310
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,400
And the best damn shift manager
311
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,970
Target has ever seen.
312
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,339
Rock glass.
313
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,111
Atten-hut!
314
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,255
Don't you eyeball me, boy!
315
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:05,329
When I'm through with you three
Disrespecters of women,
316
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,998
Glass ceilings
Will be shattered,
317
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,668
Personal space
Will be respected!
318
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:15,573
How am I gonna make you shining
Examples of male enlightenment?
319
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,377
I have a three-pronged plan!
320
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,546
Prong one: let's get physical!
321
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,750
Wherein I will systematically
Test your stamina.
322
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,653
For as the body breaks,
The mind opens!
323
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:33,091
Prong two:
With your newly opened minds,
324
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,894
We will, through
Daytime talk show-caliber
325
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,429
Role-playing exercises,
326
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,965
Break you down mentally!
327
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,570
Finally,
The most important prong:
328
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,071
Healing!
329
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,710
You will feel! You will share!
330
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,746
So, I ask you,
331
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:59,384
Are you ready
To get sensitive?
332
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:03,087
I can't hear you!
333
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:06,124
Are you ready to get sensitive?
334
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,958
- sir, yes, sir!
- sir, yes, ma'am!
335
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,394
- ma'am, sir.
- sir, ma'am.
336
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,894
- yes.
- shut up!
337
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,797
- sorry.
- someone's missing.
338
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,433
There's supposed
To be four of you!
339
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,771
- sugar, grab my bags?
- [growling]
340
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,907
[nicole] Wow. Okay.
341
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,643
I'm gonna need
A top bunk and a screen
342
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,579
And a thread count
Above room temperature.
343
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,348
Hi, sweetie, sugar.
344
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,518
Tardiness is not acceptable.
345
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,723
Know what I did to troublemakers
Like you in kuwait?
346
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,092
Fried them up
With a little napalm!
347
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,762
Made myself a snack!
348
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,531
Okay, all right, see,
Look around, okay.
349
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,834
Does it look like
I belong here?
350
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,834
No.
351
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:58,643
Ah, private benji.
You look almost like a soldier.
352
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,911
And you look
Almost like a man.
353
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,515
You will submit to me!
Never.
354
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,051
You will do as you are told.
You will run, jump!
355
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,688
You will eat all
The carbs on your plate!
356
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,857
And by the end of this
Weekend, you will feel!
357
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,194
Bring it on.
358
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,162
[rock] Prepare dolls!
359
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,799
You will learn to respect women
360
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,768
And people whose lifestyles
Are different than yours.
361
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:28,839
Every time that doll touches the
Ground, you can add another lap!
362
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:32,342
Ready to jog, recruits!
Dolls up!
363
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,346
Let's go!
364
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,047
♪ I don't know,
But I've been told ♪
365
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,882
♪ I don't know,
But I've been told ♪
366
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,918
♪ respect for others
Never gets old ♪
367
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,686
♪ respect for others
Never gets old ♪
368
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,754
♪ sound off ♪
369
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:44,755
♪ one, two ♪
370
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,756
♪ sound off ♪
371
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,024
♪ three, four ♪
372
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,360
♪ sound off ♪
♪ one, two, three, four ♪
373
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,662
♪ one, two, three, four ♪
374
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,831
We need to show you something.
Look.
375
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,165
[rock] Let's go!
376
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,134
[brooke] Since you came forward,
377
00:18:57,202 --> 00:19:00,037
The hotline's been ringing
Off the hook about tons of guys.
378
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:02,273
Girls are
No longer afraid, lily.
379
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,343
It seems like
You are a heroine.
380
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,877
[rock] Move it!
381
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,613
Let's go, soldier boy!
Move it out!
382
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,251
Keep your legs up! Faster!
Around the field! Let's go!
383
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,053
Let's go!
384
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,022
Nice job? I don't think so!
385
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,758
Mr. Football, where'd
You play, nursery school?
386
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,727
Move it! Pick 'em up!
Don't you eyeball me, boy!
387
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,596
Eyes straight ahead! Move it!
388
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,733
Benjamin! Benjamin!
Pick it up! Pick up the pace!
389
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,202
I saw that, spanky!
390
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,104
Let's try again!
391
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,440
Oh, look how sad I am!
392
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,610
He can't do it! Ahhh!
393
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,513
You will learn this routine,
And you will be proud!
394
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,647
Repeat after me!
395
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,750
- ♪ top gun ♪
- ♪ top gun ♪
396
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,685
- ♪ will make ♪
- ♪ will make ♪
397
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,354
- ♪ a heck of a broadway show ♪
- ♪ a heck of a broadway show ♪
398
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,689
Five, six, seven, eight!
399
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,860
[rock] Hands! Hands!
Jumping jacks! Jumping jacks!
400
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,563
Jab hands! Jab hands!
Turn! Turn!
401
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,899
Spank it! Spank! Spank!
402
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,801
Smiling faces! Smiling faces!
403
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,037
Work it! Sell it!
Shake it! Don't break it!
404
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:11,275
Move it! Sell it!
Jab hands! Jab hands!
405
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:15,045
Drop it quick. Drop it quick.
Get down. Get down. Get down.
406
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,881
Very, very good!
407
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,152
Girls, as your
Student organizers,
408
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,889
Carmen ferrara and I
409
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,458
Thank you for showing up
In such prodigious numbers.
410
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:30,528
We'll need as many
Female volunteers as possible
411
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,830
For practice for
The role-playing session.
412
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,198
And free juice boxes
To anybody who comes.
413
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,002
Stay strong, ladies.
414
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,740
[rock] Let's go, benjamin!
You're coming with me!
415
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,609
Keep moving!
I'm wasting my time!
416
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:49,813
You're disrespecting me!
Let's go! Let's go!
417
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,249
What is your problem?
418
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,186
Had enough, benjamin?
419
00:20:56,256 --> 00:21:00,090
I'm just trying to help freddy
Gong realize he is gay.
420
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,159
Shut your trap
And give me 500 more!
421
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:05,363
Here's a special treat.
Put your face in it.
422
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,532
Oh, boy, I love that movie.
423
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,469
Popcorn, sitting at home.
Great flick.
424
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:26,216
One, two, three, four, five,
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
425
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,651
Perfect.
426
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,458
Man, I could be
At roscoe's right now,
427
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,728
Enjoying a nice big plate
Of fried chicken and waffles.
428
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,332
I would rather be massaging
Bio glass's feet
429
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:45,903
Than being held prisoner
At this ridiculous camp.
430
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,706
I should be with my dad
Hauling in a 20-pound bass
431
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:50,541
We spent an hour wrestling with.
432
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,844
And my mom would
Filet it, season it,
433
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,046
And grill it to perfection.
434
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,849
Oh, god, what I wouldn't give.
435
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,357
[mary]
You can't deny mama anymore.
436
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,059
She's been waiting
A long time for this.
437
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,863
What are you doing?
Are you planning the session?
438
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,031
Is that...
439
00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:16,266
Joe. Naked as a jaybird.
440
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,235
What about your manifesto?
441
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,938
Honey, I can't be
A feminist. I wax.
442
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:25,208
Shoot. I wish
This fog would clear.
443
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,478
Oh, my god.
Is that sugar daddy's butt?
444
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:31,115
Mary cherry, you are
From planet perv.
445
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,851
Question my intergalactic
Origins all you want, hon.
446
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,385
But listen,
447
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,021
I've looked at joe's feet,
And I know he's packing.
448
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:42,893
I have to turn you in,
'cause this is wrong.
449
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,128
No, wait, wait.
450
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,164
Carmen, wouldn't you
Like to know
451
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:50,901
Everything there is to know
About the mysterious,
452
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,570
The debonair...
453
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:54,271
Josh?
454
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,307
Come on.
455
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,909
Get rid of that fog.
456
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,410
Okay.
457
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,446
[both giggling]
458
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:05,449
What in the name of bob vila
Is going on here?
459
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,651
It's her fault.
She slipped me a roofie.
460
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,053
I didn't do anything.
I'm innocent.
461
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:14,624
No, you're guilty of the same
Sexual objectification they are.
462
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:17,595
Consider yourselves
My newest recruits.
463
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:19,463
- great, carmen. Thank you.
- shup-up-a.
464
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,776
Well, if it isn't
Lily of the valley.
465
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,079
I know I can't convince you
I had nothing to do
466
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:39,783
With your imprisonment,
But it wasn't my fault.
467
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,251
Oh, I think it was.
468
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,855
I know there's no way to
Convince you of my straightness.
469
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:45,923
That's for sure.
470
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:48,526
I'd like to make a deal.
471
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,494
What could you possibly
Have to offer?
472
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,262
Retribution.
473
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:55,566
Against your true enemies.
474
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,271
Did you see them out there?
I almost felt bad for them.
475
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,973
Yeah, almost.
476
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,142
Remember,
No pain, no gain.
477
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:08,345
Hey, what's freddy gong
Doing here?
478
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:14,151
Mcqueen! Mcpherson!
479
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:17,354
Apparently, you're not as sweet
And innocent as we all thought!
480
00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:20,623
Seems you have a few offenses
Of your own to answer for!
481
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:23,861
Report to active duty
Immediately! Fall in!
482
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:39,977
Harassment is an equal
Opportunity employer.
483
00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:43,546
It knows no gender lines.
484
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,884
Now, drop and give me 50!
485
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,253
Push-ups!
486
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,125
Except for you, g.I. Jane!
487
00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,695
You're doing them
Jack palance-style!
488
00:24:57,763 --> 00:25:00,197
This is pathetic!
489
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:04,534
Don't you disrespect my mats!
Kiss the mat!
490
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:08,706
Nicole, what lies did you tell
To get us thrown in here?
491
00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:10,674
What did you say to freddy?
492
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,209
[rock] Those aren't push-ups!
493
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,244
Johnnie won't sing?
We'll get the truth.
494
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:16,579
Count on it, sister.
I hate this.
495
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:19,316
I feel like I could
Just kill somebody.
496
00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:23,320
[rock] Up, down! Up, down!
Where'd you learn that!
497
00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:42,439
You gotta get me out of here.
I'm losing it. Shh!
498
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:44,008
There's a rumor going around
499
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,244
That mary cherry plans to
Shiv me in the laundry room.
500
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:48,979
Tonight at 10:00.
501
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,120
No sleep for you tonight,
Benjamin.
502
00:25:57,189 --> 00:26:00,323
Instead, you will watch
philadelphia,
503
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,093
Johnny's demme's seminal
Examination of homophobia
504
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,461
On an endless loop.
505
00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:07,564
You will empathize
With tolerance, benjamin!
506
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,613
[both whispering]
Freddy. Up here.
507
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,518
What's going on with nicole?
Is she still after me?
508
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,655
We know you made a deal. We just
Want to know what you told her.
509
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:34,657
This is why you dragged me here?
Well, forget about it.
510
00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:36,927
What I said to nicole
Is none of your business.
511
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:39,029
[door closing]
512
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:45,268
You took the control away.
All I've done is take it back.
513
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,504
- we are innocent.
- are you?
514
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:48,872
Yes.
Yes.
515
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,841
I had to stop her.
516
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,876
And this deal was my best bet.
517
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,878
I'm sorry, guys, but...
518
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,780
You started this.
519
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,751
[rattling]
520
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:08,025
Freeze!
Identify yourself!
521
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:09,026
[dog growling]
522
00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:10,861
I'm the night janitor.
523
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,696
I see.
Sic 'em, julie! Sic 'em.
524
00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:16,366
[barking]
[screaming]
525
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,168
Oh, my god!
526
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:24,507
[rock] You, miss janitor!
This attempt,
527
00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:27,645
In addition to showing
A stunning lack of creativity,
528
00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:29,613
I told you.
529
00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:32,049
Is evidence of your apathy
To your jailbreaker's crimes!
530
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,784
Report to
The barracks immediately!
531
00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:35,786
Both of you!
532
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:36,786
Man!
533
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,189
Sorry.
534
00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:41,258
[both gasping]
[carmen] Okay.
535
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:45,595
♪♪ ["Reveille"]
536
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,831
gentlemen,
537
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,568
Now that your bodies
Are sufficiently bruised,
538
00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:54,138
The time has come
To break your spirits.
539
00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:55,438
The walk of shame.
540
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:59,076
Simply walk from one end
Of the hallway to the other.
541
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,145
Whoo!
Whoo!
542
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:03,547
Yeah, baby!
543
00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:07,217
The girls have been instructed
To toss back every lewd comment
544
00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:08,886
They've ever heard.
545
00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,854
Open wide, boys,
546
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:13,691
'cause you're about to get
A big, honkin' taste
547
00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:16,526
Of what the other side is like!
548
00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:18,461
You,
549
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,596
Go.
550
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,500
[cheering]
551
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,573
Come to mama.
I got something for you.
552
00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,041
You, go!
553
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:32,776
Baby, shake that rump.
554
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,444
Ooh! I'll take some of that.
555
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,880
So sexy.
556
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,615
Go!
557
00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:42,920
Break me off a piece,
And I'll chew you up.
558
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:46,056
I'm gonna make you mine.
559
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,357
Hey, baby cakes.
560
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:48,358
Harry?
561
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:53,563
Harry!
562
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,133
Harry?
563
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:58,235
Show me that washboard stomach.
564
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,906
Sugar baby, don't you know
What you're doing to me?
565
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,408
[girl] Hey, sugar.
566
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,860
Since each of you emily posts
Has proclaimed your innocence
567
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,430
Louder than a jerry bruckheimer
Summer demolition derby,
568
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:29,032
I've decided an exam
Is in order.
569
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,935
Number one: are you guilty
Of sexual harassment?
570
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,205
I see.
571
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:38,608
Have you ever touched
A boy against his wishes?
572
00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:41,812
Alrighty then.
573
00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:44,948
Have you ever purposely
Exposed yourself to a boy?
574
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,621
There are clinics for
People like you, cherry.
575
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:57,861
Have you ever discussed
A boy's physical appearance
576
00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:02,099
In such a way that might make
Another boy uncomfortable?
577
00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,539
Oh, wow. Do you know
What I just realized?
578
00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,541
Josh has a muffin butt.
579
00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:15,778
Yeah, it's like two puppies
Romping under a blanket.
580
00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:17,480
Lily.
581
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,524
[miss glass] I see.
582
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:30,360
Have any of you ever
Admired media portrayals
583
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,695
Of the male physique,
584
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:35,598
Which was readily apparent
To other boys?
585
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,702
Now, this...
586
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:41,070
Is what a boy should look like.
587
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,439
Oh, look at that stomach.
588
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:43,974
Oh, my god.
589
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,642
He's so cute.
590
00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:56,819
Ladies, I have just
One more question.
591
00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:59,722
Are any of you guilty
Of sexual harassment?
592
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,966
I gotta admit, I feel...
593
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,668
Violated.
594
00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:14,437
Just think, man.
595
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,407
They go through that every day.
596
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,642
Come on, guys. That was
A gross exaggeration.
597
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,811
[nicole] Tom hanks
Won an oscar for that?
598
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:26,183
And why do bruce springsteen's
Songs all sound the same?
599
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:27,484
Chow time is over.
600
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:31,588
Boys, report to my sister's
Class immediately.
601
00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:33,556
As for you, benjamin,
602
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,525
You've forced my hand.
603
00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,927
Looks like I'll have
To do something special
604
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:40,730
To teach you
A little respect!
605
00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:43,366
Why can't you just admit
I'm too strong?
606
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:44,901
I'm innocent of any wrongdoing,
607
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:47,770
And if I have to walk
Over hot coals from hell
608
00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,407
To prove it, so be it.
609
00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:53,075
Funny you should
Say that, benjamin.
610
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,485
Before we begin our last
Exercise... Mr. Ford!
611
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,321
Sir, yes, ma'am?
612
00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:08,157
You have a visitor in the
Hallway, and be quick about it!
613
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:13,297
What are you looking at,
Pop tart?
614
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,366
Josh.
615
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,500
Mom.
616
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:19,836
What's going on?
Why are you here?
617
00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:22,172
Josh, the trip,
It didn't work out.
618
00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:26,376
Wait for me to be done.
We can figure something out.
619
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,911
It's too late, josh.
I can't...
620
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,248
I won't go on
Being this unhappy.
621
00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,483
I am sorry.
I have to move out.
622
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:36,119
What are you gonna do,
Get a job?
623
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:39,356
You haven't worked in years.
How are you gonna survive?
624
00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:42,159
I'll figure it out.
I've already found a place.
625
00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:44,728
It's not huge,
But it's everything we need.
626
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,895
It's got two bedrooms...
627
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,031
You want me
To move in with you?
628
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,599
Of course.
629
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,301
I have a room, mom.
630
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:53,970
At home, in our house.
631
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:57,507
You want to move out,
Give up, fine.
632
00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,243
But I won't
Do that, ever.
633
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:08,251
[door opens, closes]
634
00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:20,597
Mr. John, pretend miss mcpherson
Is your girlfriend.
635
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:25,768
Now, imagine you're about
To go on a great, big date.
636
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,605
What would you like her
To be wearing?
637
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:32,942
She's a real
Pretty girl, bro. A hottie.
638
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:35,745
I know what you think
I'm going to say,
639
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,580
Being a horrible
Guy and all.
640
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,015
Not gonna do it, sir.
641
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:42,319
Come on, bro. Don't be
A shaking, frightened,
642
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,521
Politically correct
Little wimp, boy.
643
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:48,325
This is about honesty.
Okay, fine.
644
00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:50,259
Fine.
645
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:53,296
All guys, honestly,
646
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:56,999
Want their girls
To look like... Girls.
647
00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:59,536
So I'd say, uh,
648
00:33:59,604 --> 00:34:00,937
A nice dress, sir.
649
00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:02,071
[rock] What kind?
650
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:06,843
Do I have a good view
Of the boom boom room?
651
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:09,879
Being honest, yeah.
A little cleavage is good.
652
00:34:09,948 --> 00:34:11,181
A little leg, too.
653
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,515
Guys want this?
654
00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,351
Yes, sir.
655
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:17,954
Now, sam, how does
That make you feel?
656
00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:21,023
Sleazy, like a whore.
I don't like it.
657
00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:24,394
Harrison, imagine
Sam's all gussied up
658
00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:26,396
And about to leave
On her date.
659
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:28,965
Got it? Good!
660
00:34:29,034 --> 00:34:32,369
Now imagine she's
Your kid sister.
661
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,004
The baby sister
You held in your arms.
662
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,975
An innocent.
Never been corrupted.
663
00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:41,211
Are you still there?
664
00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:44,981
Uh, yeah.
665
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:47,984
I mean, uh...
666
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:50,987
Maybe not.
667
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:55,091
No, I guess I wouldn't
Want my sister to...
668
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:56,626
What's changed, bro?
669
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,529
They're both women,
Aren't they?
670
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,197
Your turn, sam.
671
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,233
Harrison, turn around.
672
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:06,503
Sam, what do you think
Of daddy's rear here?
673
00:35:06,571 --> 00:35:08,971
Is it nice, firm, hot?
674
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,310
I don't know. I wouldn't
Judge something like that.
675
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:20,082
Um, okay. It's cute.
676
00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:21,551
It's muffiny.
677
00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,522
Thanks for being honest.
678
00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:26,956
Now, grab it!
What?
679
00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:28,291
- touch it!
- no.
680
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,928
Do it! Squeeze the charmin
Or you come back next week!
681
00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:35,164
That is not fair. You're
Taking away my choice. No.
682
00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:36,966
Exactly.
683
00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,568
Recognize that feeling.
684
00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:43,039
That's what harassment
Is all about.
685
00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:46,009
Taking away somebody's choice
Not to be touched.
686
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:49,613
Taking away somebody's
Choice to be left alone!
687
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,048
You! You! Get up here!
688
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,924
Mr. Ford, this is the girl
You objectified.
689
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,794
Imagine she's wearing the same
Outfit she was that morning
690
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,163
And repeat
What you said to her!
691
00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:13,235
Damn, where you
Been hiding those?
692
00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,905
Lily, tell josh
How you feel.
693
00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:20,543
Uncomfortable.
694
00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,411
Humiliated and objectified.
695
00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:23,580
Anything else?
696
00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:27,917
Powerless. I felt...
697
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:29,919
Spit it out!
698
00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:34,724
I felt ashamed,
And I felt dirty.
699
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,793
Mr. Ford made
You feel that way?
700
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,528
Yes.
701
00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:41,531
You're just spitting out that
P.C. Crap you've been eating.
702
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,101
I was only saying something that
Would flatter any normal girl.
703
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:47,837
You should feel good
About yourself.
704
00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:50,273
Let's try this again,
Mr. Ford!
705
00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,041
Only this time,
In place of lily,
706
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,311
Imagine it's your mother
You're speaking to.
707
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,212
- my mother?
- that's right!
708
00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:58,047
She's a normal girl,
Isn't she?
709
00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:01,784
In place of lily,
Imagine it's your mother.
710
00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:05,688
Go ahead. Make her feel
Good about herself!
711
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,800
Somebody finally
Having an epiphany?
712
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:22,271
Lily, why don't you admit
What's really going on?
713
00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:24,206
You wanted a little
Male attention.
714
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:25,875
That's why you
Wore that outfit.
715
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:28,911
Why should I have to defend
Myself? I was the victim.
716
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:32,515
I am so sick of hearing
This victim crap.
717
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,885
I did exactly what you were
Hoping for. I noticed you.
718
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:39,556
And now you've dragged everyone
Into this useless weekend,
719
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:42,091
A weekend I should be
Spending with my family.
720
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,761
But thanks to you,
I probably don't have a family.
721
00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,095
If that wasn't enough,
722
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,665
You had to poison
Your friends' minds as well.
723
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:53,336
I don't know what your
Problem is. Maybe you're bitter.
724
00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:58,107
Maybe you're insecure. Maybe you
Just can't take a compliment.
725
00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:00,743
But I did nothing wrong.
726
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:04,681
Listen, just deal with it.
It's not like I hit you.
727
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,186
You know what's scary, josh?
728
00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:12,722
You're behaving exactly
Like your father.
729
00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:17,393
Wait. I'm... I'm sorry.
730
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:22,331
Lily, I'm... Lily, I'm sorry.
731
00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:24,333
I'm sor--
732
00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:45,221
At ease, private.
733
00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:46,990
Pack your bags.
You're discharged.
734
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:51,193
That's it?
That's all you got?
735
00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:54,496
I told you no one
Could break me.
736
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,098
I win.
737
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,300
I always win.
738
00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:00,502
That's one way to look at it.
739
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:08,077
You're a strong girl,
Miss julian,
740
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:11,781
Strongest recruit
I've ever encountered.
741
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:15,452
It's unfortunate you have
Nowhere to channel that energy.
742
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:20,389
You'd make a great leader.
743
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:23,693
It's too bad you're all alone
With no one to lead.
744
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:28,791
Hey, lil.
745
00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:31,360
Hey.
746
00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:48,044
When I saw you coming
Into school this morning,
747
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,880
I was gonna tell you something,
But I couldn't.
748
00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:55,251
I wanted to tell you
That you looked cute.
749
00:40:56,755 --> 00:41:00,490
But I didn't know if that
Would be okay or not, so...
750
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:01,590
Is it?
751
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:05,662
I think so.
752
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:07,897
Yes.
753
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,700
You can tell me
That I look cute.
754
00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:12,735
Okay.
755
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:17,206
It's really
Complicated, right?
756
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:19,441
I know that
You're my friend
757
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,443
And you weren't trying
To hurt me.
758
00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:24,747
But I did. And I'm sorry.
759
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:29,852
Lil, you should be able
To wear whatever you want.
760
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:34,456
I know, but maybe I was
Trying to get some attention.
761
00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:36,726
But not like that.
The thing is,
762
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,928
Where do you draw the line?
763
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,764
Is it at "You look cute"
764
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,133
Or "Pretty" or "Hot"?
765
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,802
"Sexy"?
766
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,437
I don't know.
767
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,674
I think it's different
For everyone.
768
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,944
That's what makes it so hard.
769
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,646
Yeah.
770
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,369
All by yourself, I see.
771
00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:23,305
What do you want?
I thought we had an agreement.
772
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:27,644
We do. I just noticed that
You always seem to eat alone.
773
00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:34,283
It's not such
A great feeling, is it?
774
00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:36,618
No. No, it isn't.
775
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,192
I'm sorry.
776
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:49,698
Thanks.
777
00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:17,960
Got an extra room for rent?
778
00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:50,192
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
779
00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:54,030
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
780
00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:57,599
♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
781
00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:01,470
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
782
00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:07,076
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
783
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:15,051
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪